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How to Prepare a Seductive Meal for Your Woman

Want to have your wife “eating out of your hand”? Try cooking her a romantic, seductive meal.

I know, I know–you hate to cook and you hate to clean up even more. Don’t worry, this won’t be as hard as you may think. Follow these simple steps and you will be the Don Juan of Pine Brook Lane (that is, if you live on Pine Brook Lane. If you live on another street then you will be the Don Juan of that street. Even if your name isn’t Don Juan, he’s a famous guy who was really good with chicks.)

Step One: Buy Your Seduction Supplies

Just before you leave work to come home, call that Chinese restaurant that’s on your way home and order 4 egg rolls and a pint of either white or fried rice. On your way to the Chinese place stop by your own local overpriced super-store and pick up the following:

Frozen Chinese Vegetable Stir Fry

You’ll find these in the frozen foods, probably with the bags of frozen veggies. There are a bunch of brands, but stay away from the “generics”—remember, these stir fry veggies are going to get you laid, show them some respect.

Frozen Cooked Chicken Strips, Unflavored

This is probably in the same section as the vegetable stir fry. You want to make sure you get strips (so you don’t have to cut them up) and they are pre-cooked (so you don’t end up serving your beloved raw chicken laved with salmonella.)

Teriyaki Sauce

This is like Soy Sauce that tastes like heavenly goodness. Really. It will make the difference between her being happy you cooked for her and IMPRESSED with your cooking.

Spices: Garlic Powder and Onion Powder

This one you may have at home, you may not. You need to make sure you get POWDER not SALT. Big difference. You will find these in the aisle labeled “Cooking Supplies” or maybe even “Spices” (I know, that would be too weird.)

Candles

Women love candles, even the ones that don’t. If you get those fancy “dinner” candles make sure you have candlesticks at home and you know where they are. If not, play it safe and pick up some stand-alone candles (those are the fat ones that look like either a can of soup or coffee, depending on size.)

Now stop by the Hong Kong Buffet and pick up your previously ordered rice and egg rolls. They should also have some free fortune cookies for you to pick up as well. Get one for each of you—or get extras to use for humorous foreplay later. If you feel particularly adventurous, grab some chop sticks for you and your bride.

Now go home young padawan and prepare to learn the powers of the Dark Side.

Step Two: Make Your Wife Feel Special

When you get home your first order of business is to cradle your wife in your arms, give her a long, gentle but intense kiss. Make it long enough to go just a breath longer than it is comfortable. When you pull away smile, look in her eyes and tell her how much you’ve missed her and how much you are looking forward to cooking for her tonight.

Let me tell you what is going through her head right now: Excitement that you want to do something romantic for her and fear that you are going to destroy her kitchen. She needs you to reassure her that you will clean up every dish.

Tell her to go relax and enjoy herself while you cook for her. Offer her a glass of wine. The key is to get her out of the kitchen. It will only take you about 20 minutes to cook.

Step Three: Prepare a Romantic Dinner

Get out the following:

Non-stick frying pan
Cover for frying pan
Cooking Oil
Two dinner plates
Two Forks
Two Wine Glasses

Take the frying pan and place it on the stove at medium heat. Pour a tablespoon of cooking oil in the bottom of the pan (that’s one of the big spoons in the drawer.) Dump in the frozen chicken.

Sprinkle 1 teaspoon of garlic powder (that’s the size spoon you stir your coffee with) and 1 tablespoon of onion powder (that’s the big spoon again) over the chicken. Stir it around a little to get it all mixed up. Cover it while you set up the dining table.

While your chicken is warming (remember, it’s pre-cooked!), set the table with candles and glasses. Spoon some rice onto each plate and put them next to the microwave to heat once your stir fry is done.

Take the lid off the chicken and smell. The garlic and onion should make a pleasing aroma. Hopefully some will waft into your seduction partner’s nasal passages as well. Pour in enough Teriyaki to cover the bottom of the pan—don’t worry about putting in too much, it will cook down and will flavor the chicken.

After the chicken has heated for a solid 10 minutes, add the frozen veggies, stir and cover again. If your veggies came with a seasoning pack, throw that in as well. (Not the pack, the contents silly.)

Once that has had a few minutes to heat (literally 3-4 minutes), take off the lid and stir it again. Then take the plates with the rice on them and heat them each for 1 minute in your microwave.

Now go light the candles, place the Teriyaki on the table and let your wife know dinner is served. While she gets to the table, go into the kitchen to dish up the supper.

By now your stir fry should be ready to eat. Spoon the stir fry onto the rice on each plate. Place an egg roll on each plate. (If the egg rolls are too cool, microwave them for 15 seconds. Don’t over cook or they’ll be tough.)

Carry the two plates to the table. Dinner is served!

Once dinner is over simply throw away the leftovers, rinse/wash the two plates, spoons and frying pan and you’re done.

Now you can get down to business.

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Sex Tips: How to Seduce Your Wife While You Work

You are on a mission: Seducing Your Wife Tonight. Here’s the next objective.

In my previous posts you learned to plan your seduction and some tips of starting your seduction in the morning. Now comes the next step: Seducing Her Throughout the Day.

The goal of this third step is to keep her thinking about having sex with you that night. The more she thinks about it and about you, the more ready and willing she will be when the time comes.

So how do you keep her thinking about sex all day?

If your wife works and has things she carries with her to work, put a note in. If she takes a briefcase, put a note in there. If she takes her lunch, ditto. A little note just saying “I’m thinking about you…” will help her remember just how wonderful you really are. Here are some ideas to get you started:

I’m Thinking About You…
I Love the Way Your Skin Feels
You Have the Most Amazing (Eyes, Mouth, Etc.)
You are Beautiful
I Can’t Wait until We Are Alone
I Miss You
Poetry from the Web (takes a little advance thought)

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If your wife doesn’t work outside the home, you can put notes in places she will be likely to find them after you go to work—in the pantry, her sock drawer, etc.

If you both have daytime responsibilities where you can get email, phone calls and/or text messages, you can use those to your advantage during the day.

Either by phone, email or text message, let her know you are thinking about her and specifically that you find her irresistible sexually. You need to let her know that in a way she feels is connected emotionally and not simply focused on sexual gratification for you.

Telling her you can’t wait to screw her brains out tonight might be an accurate description of how you feel, but for most women it would be the last thing they want to hear.

Instead, put your sexual desire for her into a romantic context. How can you do that? Either by tying it to something romantic in your shared past, coupling it with a romantic gesture or by making the focus on her pleasure, not yours. Here are some examples:

“I was thinking about that weekend we spent in the mountains and I am getting so excited I can barely keep my mind on work. I can’t wait to see you when I get home tonight.”

“Today my shirt smells like you—I guess it must have gotten that way when I kissed you good-bye—and all I want to do is be with you. I can barely keep my mind on work. I can’t wait to get home and see you tonight.”

“I can’t wait to get home, put the kids to bed and give you a back rub.”

Telling her you are thinking about her, desiring her, in a romantic way will flatter her and keep her thinking about having a romantic time with you later in the evening.

Now there is just one more message you need to give her: Tell her you don’t want her to worry about dinner because you are going to cook for her AND clean up the mess tonight. (Don’t worry, I won’t let you down. I’ve got a simple, painless way to cook for her, romance her and clean up.)

In the next post you’ll learn how to romance her once you get home.

The preceding was taken from Aaron’s New Book
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