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My Sexy Redhead’s Vomit Shampoo

I haven’t gotten a thing done today. I got up at 7:30, showered and dressed then had to take my son to school since the Denali is on the fritz. Of course by the time he fixed his faux-hawk, found his left etnie, robbed his mother’s purse of lunch money (a $20 for […]

My Sexy Redhead Doesn’t Lose Suction

My redhead has many passions: Me, Our Children, Manicures, Movies, and, much to my chagrin, the Gilmore Girls.
But possibly her greatest passion is vacuuming.

She vacuums often. She vacuums everything—even the dog. She will run the vacuum in the living room just to get rid of the footprints and replace them with “vacuum lines.”
So […]